BUHAY PSE (Si Jane)

Krriiinngggg!!!!!

Tunog ng telepono ang gumising sa natutulog kong kamalayan. Dilat ang aking mga mata pero, ewan ko ba kung bakit apektado na naman ako sa aking nabasa sa isang erotic site. Sa pagkakaalam ko kasi, tahimik na ang mundo ko dahil nilubayan na ako ng isang nagmamagaling na kritiko. Minsan gusto ko nang maniwala na AMBOY nga ito at matanda na talaga sa edad niyang 51 daw. Kasi naman tumanda na siyang paurong. Hahaha. Biruin mo nga naman, dakdak siya ng dakdak sa mga wrong spelling at maling grammar composition eh, simpleng sincere lang di niya kayang i-spell at 38 years na kuno sa NorCar. Hihihi, baka sa NoKor siya nakatira, magkasing utak sila ng batam-batang Communist Leader nito.

“Hello!” iniangat ko ang awditibo ng telepono at sinagot ang kanina pang nag-aabang sa kabilang linya. “Oh, ikaw pala Jane.”

“Ah, sir, may meeting daw sa East Avenue bukas.” Si Jane, ang sekretarya ng Big Boss ko sa Maynila. “Kayo na lang daw po ang dumalo.”

“Ha! Ba’t ako? Luluwas pa ako niyan?” angal ko. “Haler! Otso oras kaya ang bubunuin ko sa pagmamaneho sister.”

“Hmmmm.. Akong bahala sa’yo pagdating mo sir.” Biglang lamyos ng boses ni Jane sa kabila. “Imamaneho din kita pagkatapos ng meeting.”

Sa narinig ko ay napa-oo na lang ako. Hay, bakit kasi anlakas ng hatak ng malalambing na tinig ni Jane sa akin. Pero, in fairness, nabura ang pagkabwisit ko sa kritikong laging nakabuntot sa akin. Ewan ko ba, tahimik na nga dapat eh, pero bigla ba namang nag-comment sa signature na gamit ko sa site.

"Thu, 2013-03-28 01:31
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Jesus H Christ!
"mas mabuting masunog na lang ikaw kaysa maglaho ang iyung pagkatao" (as you said).

No offense but if that is you in your avatar, you are so fugly, ng lambot mga tuhod ko. Bow na talaga ako boss, you really have humongous balls each day you look at a mirror.”

Aww, sakit naman. Hahaha, nagpost ako ng profile picture dahil sa blogs ng iba, pero nababakla ata ang isang ito, pinakikialaman ba naman. Tahimik na nga ako tapos all of a sudden, here comes a great man questioning my signature! Awk! "Por qué no sólo la mente su propio negocio". Pero, as usual, cool blooded pa rin ako. Pero to the rescue ang isang ateng dito sa site. For NO reason nga eh, na account closed na siya, bakit kaya? So, I made a blog na naghahanap ng kasagutan sa bigla niyang pag-iwan sa site, in the middle of great fun with us, sa kasagsagan ng ingay ng grupo eh biglang mag-coclosed account na siya. So, there is something out there. At eto na naman si epal (Kung totoong matanda ka na as in 51 years of age kana, mahiya ka sa sarili mo. Let your age decide kung saang site ka dapat. You are here, so meaning manyak ka pa rin sa edad mong yan! You know who you are, and please don’t call me faggot, gusto mo iharap ko sa’yo mga ebidensiya! Or you want me to thrush your behind eh!) at grabe ang comment ha!

“Eh buhay ka pa pala, mabuti

Submitted by [emailprotected]@@oy on Sun, 2013-03-31 22:49.

Eh buhay ka pa pala, mabuti naman, although this place is in "Purging mode" kaya it's not the way you'll prolly want it. I'm just assuming na ako ang may pakana nyan sa mga mata ni Botox, sana pero ala talaga eh. Wag nyong kalilimutan ang capital letters nyo, mabuti nga may mag sosort out na ng mga submissions. Peace!”

WOW! To the max na to! Hahaha, pinatay ba naman ang isang member, as in pioneer lady member ng PSE, hahaha, kaya pala nag closed account siya, di niya matake ang humor ng taong AMBOY daw na ito. (Kawawa ka naman mamang ano nga ba uli nick mo “yobaboy” , you know what, nakatungtong ka lang sa NorCar kala mo taga diyan ka na. Para kang langaw na nakatungtong sa kalabaw at nag-aakalang mas mataas ka pa sa kalabaw!)

Siyempre, tayo ang may blog, so normal na sasagot tayo. At eto ang sagot nung kawawang nilalang na pinatay na niya.

“Ow yes! Boss yoge, im still
Submitted by Account closed on Mon, 2013-04-01 04:59.

Ow yes! Boss yoge, im still alive and kicking...Idol kita eh sabi mo dati magquit ka na da vah? Hahahaha!
Im just on a strike mode (yes! May ganon... ^_^)
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QUIT?
Submitted by dakkel_botok on Mon, 2013-04-01 05:40.

Hahaha Ate Account closed, hinde niya alam ang meaning niyan, alam lang niya sabihin pero di niya kayang gawin! ahihi

"purging mode" sabi ni kuya yoge
Submitted by KiLLeR_SeDuCtReSs on Mon, 2013-04-01 05:01.

"purging mode" what you mean by that? Your getting rid of kuya daks but the point is your following him, don't you realized it kuya. peace (^-^) your broadcasting to all users just to get sympathy to them. don't you???”

Hahaha, dina nga ako nakapagpasalamat sa mga taong naniniwala sa akin. Kaya eto, dito ko na sila pasasalamatan. Thank you mga sister, andiyan pa rin kayo para supurtahan ang mga baguhan. Kahit naman siguro gaano kacool ang utak natin kung ganito gagawin sa’yo. Gagamitin ka lang na parang puta para mapansin at ang masama pa ay bumanat na naman siya dun pa mismo sa blog ko na kasunod mismo ng pag alis ng lady matchmaker.

“Huhuhu
Submitted by dakkel_botok on Sat, 2013-03-30 07:49

Waaaa..... Bakit account closed na si miss_poopa? Anyare?
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@mispoopa
Submitted by destiny14 on Mon, 2013-04-01 00:20.
Awww wag ka po umalis. Sayang nmn. Malulungkot ang sangkalibutan ng pse. Hehehe

Di ka ba susunod sa gaurdian
Submitted by [emailprotected]@@oy on Sun, 2013-03-31 02:51.

Di ka ba susunod sa gaurdian mother mo Bot?

AALIS??? HUH???
Submitted by dakkel_botok on Mon, 2013-04-01 07:12.

Di ba po ikaw lagi nagsasabi niyan, kesyo walang kwenta at pang bakla ang site na ito? Di ba ikaw yung dalawang beses ng nagsasabi na aalis ka na lang dito? Hihihi tanong lang po.

Napacomment tuloy ako ng di
Submitted by Account closed on Sun, 2013-03-31 14:55.

Napacomment tuloy ako ng di oras... Umariba na naman si mang yogeyoy...
Correction po di ako "gaurdian mother" ni daks, im his fairy godmother ^_^
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Ninangggg....
Submitted by dakkel_botok on Mon, 2013-04-01 07:08.

Ahihihi, yaan mo na yan Ninang, stalker daw ako sa kanya eh siya yung sunod ng sunod sa buntot ko hahaha. Showbiz masyado yan, gumagamit ng ibang tao para makilala, di kayang gumawa ng sariling pagpapakilanlan. Hihihi

miss you ate P. .:*
Submitted by shylenj23 on Sun, 2013-03-31 15:23.

miss you ate P. .:*

Miss u too Shylen and the
Submitted by Account closed on Sun, 2013-03-31 15:40.
Miss u too Shylen and the rest of the gang :))
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dont leave us ate. .:( kulang
Submitted by shylenj23 on Sun, 2013-03-31 15:56.
dont leave us ate. .:( kulang ang pse pag wala ang match maker queen. .^_^

Bawal na yata maingay d2... *
Submitted by Account closed on Sun, 2013-03-31 16:02.
Bawal na yata maingay d2...
* Eto na naman ako kala ko ba closed account na ko???
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HAHAHAHA, diba niya alam na blog ko po ito. Tapos ako palalayasin mo. By the way, kung may isang salita ka, asan na mga pinagsasabi mo noon. Ala na, hehehe, kinain mo na uli mga isinuka mo, hahaha. Booom!!!! Kabog kami lahat sa’yo mang TANDERZ.

Hmmm. Ano na naman kaya ang topic sa meeting. Medyo malayo-layo ang lalakbayin ko ah. Di bale, pagkatapos ng hirap ay may nag-aabang na sarap. Hahaha, lagot sakin tong seksing sekretarya ng Big Boss ko. Naalala ko pa yung unang pagtatagpo namin. (Hehehe kasama na yung pagtatagpo ng katawan namin). Ang akala niya kasi noon ay simpleng empleyado lang ako, kasi naman naka shorts at plain white t-shirt lang ako noon. Pagpasok ko pa lang sa compound ng amo ko ay titig na titig na siya sa akin. Yun bang tingin na kakainin ka. (Hehehe sarap aman, kakainin niya ako ng buong buo, hahaha). Akala ko tuloy, na-gwa-gwapuhan siya sa akin, aba, sinita ako, sino daw ako na basta na lang papasok. Hahaha. Parang yung epal nga sa site na sinasabi ko, may nagcomment sa blog ng Admin, nagyabang ba naman na siya daw yung tinutukoy ng batikang member, kaya ayun sapul sa maling akala. Halos sumakit ang tiyan ko sa kakatawa ng mabasa ko ang daloy ng dayalogo.

“Sun, 2013-03-31 13:27
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[emailprotected]@@oy
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Ay salamat, thank you talaga..... Sa wakas mananahimik na ako.

Sun, 2013-03-31 17:56
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finally. .
I remember the way i post when i was still new in here, i also post using 'text speak' until one person told me that, wouldn't it be better if i type my messages/comments properly. Since were using internet as a medium of communication. Hindi nah man daw toh text na magtitipid ka sa letter para masulit ang piso moh. .:D
I stated my reason quite a bit, defending the way i post, saying this and blah, blah, blah. .:D but he's really so convincing and couldnt argue for more, (im really not good at arguing kasi. .heheh). So i follow his advice from that moment. .
Mas maganda nga naman kasi basahin pagmaayos ang pagkatype, malinis tingnan at di masakit sa mata. :)
I will be forever be thankful to him. .(though im not sure if he still remember it) (and hindi ko rin pala maalala kung nagthank you ako sa kanya that time. .hahah, i guess so)
But if not, a many many thanks to you. ^_^ *you know who you are ;) *
Sun, 2013-03-31 22:39

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Pweding ako yun, kasi ako ang pinaka maraming kaaway dito. Ako rason ko lang kasi hindi ko mabasa at maintindihan kasi nga taga Northen California since 82, English ang norm na salita dito kaya pag nag babasa ako dito na aaliw at nasasabik akong makipag relate.
Simple lang naman ang basic composition, so basic that it's burned in our thoughts.
1) Capital letters: Each letter of the first word in a sentence, names and places.
2) Spacing: Every sentence needs proper spacing to be recognized when to pause and end.
3) Punctuation marks: . , ? !
4) Paragraph: Gives a body to your composition and makes navigating a lot simple around your composition.
Even a 5 year old can do some of that, well they (old so-called authors) are not here anymore having a heated discussion about it.

Mon, 2013-04-01 00:42
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I always agree with you regarding this issue sir, its for the benefit of all readers of this site.Though I have been silent due to some reason.
And sorry to say, it was not you whom I'm referring to, on my comment above. One thing nice about my mentor is that he suggested it so nicely, and I couldn't argue for more. (It was through pm, during one of our conversation).
Mon, 2013-04-01 03:19

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ha ha ha Kasi ako lagi ang na kikipagaway sa issyung yan eh. Sorry kung na apakan kita habang nag gugulpihan kami sa issyung yah ha, wala kasing tumulong sakin and had to defend what was right to begin with..Sa dami ba naman ng ka bugbugan ko akala ko ako lang ang may problema. Anyway, at least I know all my effort wasn't fruitless since new rules are in place. Sorry nag rant pa ako.
.ha ha ha. Although mag 51yrs na ako... pwede lag lag mo na yung sir. When I hear the word, it reminds me so much of Manila and people (yaya and driver) who care for me while vacationing in Manila, miss ko tuloy sila.

Mon, 2013-04-01 03:29
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And spelling too. Please take note that SINCERE Is not spelled as SENCERE. :)"

HAHAHAHA kaya ang lolo niyo (Yes, as in LOLO kasi po 39 na ako hahaha at may apo na sa mga pamangkin) napacomment na rin ng di oras.

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ANYARE? Hahaha boomerang ba CC? Saludo talaga ako sa'yo prinsesa, galing mo CC, inlove na ata ako sa'yo hahaha, peace sister, tinamaan mo sa gitna si yogagoy ahihi

Mon, 2013-04-01 09:27
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While you're at it, paki correct na rin ang avatar ni botox, contajuice yung sakit nyang "Strike a pose".
Spelling? We don't need no stinkin spelling, we're in PSE, where every word here always sounds koreck!

Mon, 2013-04-01 09:50
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Bwahahaha, nababakla ka ba brad, yogagoy? Ngayon, ako naman magsasabi sa'yo, pwede lubayan mo ako! Peace out, nanahimik na ako pero ano't nakakagago ka pa rin ha?! Una, yung signature ko pinakialaman mo, alam mo ba ibig sabihihn nun ha? Mas mabuting masunog na lang ikaw sa impiyerno keysa naman wala kang respeto sa sarili mo! Alam mo ba mga pinagsasabi mo ha? Balikan mo mga comments at post mo! At ngayon pati picture ng may picture pakikialaman mo? Kung gusto mong magpakasikat at sumikat dito sa PSE wag mo akong gagamitin. Ngayon lahat ng iniluwa or isinuka mo kinakain mo! Alam mo ba yun?
Pasenciya na mga ka PSE. Kakagigil lang.

Mon, 2013-04-01 11:48
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ZZZZZZzzzzz Good morning Pilipino community, umaga nanaman po dito sa aming lugar. Nag reready na ako para kumayod at ng..................Oh Shite....dre kala ko peace na tayo?
I'll do anything, anything, anything!
Please, nakikiusap ako sa inyo Mamang Dyakol, wag na po ninyo akong torturin. Na kikiusap po ako sa inyo na tigilan na ninyo ang ka tititig sakin ng ganyan. Unti......un....ti..... ko na raramdaman, parang na babababa babah, na bababababahhh bahbah..... na bahbahkla ako. Please, maawa naman kayo sakin, stop this torture!
Pleasssssse, I beg of you, pleasssssse stop "Striking A Pose".
Your faggot stare is so overwhelming, please stop your madness. I'll do anything you want, please stop staring at me with them Faggoty eyes
PPPPLLLEEEaaasse..... All this madness!
Pleassssseee Iiiiiiiiii don't want to be ahhhhh FAGGOT!
Booohoooo hhooo huhu
I'm sorry, it's time for my Meds now..... Will you please excuse me, I really have to take my medication now.
NOW BITCH! I NEED TO TAKE MY MEDS NOW! NOW! NOW! BITCH! “

HAHAHAHA! Minura ba naman ako! So sa tingin ba niya sino ba siya. Hahaha andami niyang comment noon tungkol sa mga spelling at grammar and compositions, ngayon ano daw? ANYARE? HAHAHA Suka mo kain mo! At ayaw paawat.

Mon, 2013-04-01 16:30
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If you read the whole page you'd see where it starts. I didn't rattle Godzilla's cage, just minding my own and next thing you know they are pissed and start the instigating process again. Then he'll emphasize how lowly educated I am. He'll throw everything at me and swallow it all back again. Then he's gonna go ape shit and lay the blame on me.
Emphasizing so much, forcing each word out his mouth onto me. All I have to do is be civil with him and watch him fart his mouth away. Just shows you the kind of douche bag I have to deal with. He lacks tons of comprehension and finally noticing he's wearing a big ass FAIL on his forehead. I let him be a twerp because he wants to... Then he'll apologies to the community and blame me for releasing his Fucktard attitude coz his retard ass can't help it.
How do I deal with it?... simple... I take everything like a big humor bag and entertain myself all on his account. Fun part is he doesn't know he's wearing a bag of shit on his head and that to me is truest form of entertainment. It's a vicious cycle, very addicting for the player to the playee. In his pay scale, he'll stimulate himself from all of that and viola, he gets redemption. Cruel.....nah, why? Because we both get a kick doing it over and over again.
Alright folks, have to hit the sack, I have another good day to waste ahead of me. Late!

Mon, 2013-04-01 18:14
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so, still no truce?

Mon, 2013-04-01 23:14
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Thanks PSE Admin for posting this topic/reminder/basic rule!
Sana wala ng bangayan sa issue na eto.
"Make love, not War."--ika nga!
Peace to y'all ka-PSE :D
P.S.
Pati textspeak sa story sana mawala na rin lalo 'yung jejemons lingo(no offense meant). Or baka sa next Writing Tip ni boss PSE Admin ia-announce na rin 'yun. Walang personalan, opinyon lang.
_mydarkside_

Tue, 2013-04-02 01:03
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Gd afternoon, Truce? Never!
Maybe if he changes his stupid bio pict to something that's not too provocative and quit with the name hating. If someone poses in front a camera looking like the Tooth Fairy and uses it as their avatar then starts name hating you wouldn't you be offended? He has this bitch that looks around for me I think her username is Miss Puuhpooka? Now she's running around using "Temporarily Deceased" as her username... and let her master know where I am so we start this unhealthy name calling again.
Anyway, lets enjoy a day of reading stories and some chitchat, in a while I've got to take out the trash and mow the lawn since it's Monday, Yeah my garbage day is every Tuesday AM and also need to fix my car's busted water pump so I get my wheels on the ground and prolly work on my car's sound system too at the end of the night.
I take breaks once in a while and get to log on and read a bit.
Alright, later dude/dudet!

HAHAHAHA Ang ingay, parang putang bakla na nasubuan ng burat ang bunganga. HOHOHO Putak ng putak parang manok na kulang sa itlog. At idinamay pa si sis Poopa. Ayan tuloy, ayaw mag-start sasakyan ko. Tulong!!! Itulak natin mga kapatid!!! Hahaha, sabik pa naman akong lamutakin ang boobsie ng sekretarya ni Boss. Di bale, kahit mukhang tanga na akong nakangiting mag-isa, makabiyahe na nga, para kung matapos man ang meeting sa East Avenue bukas, siyempre, alams na kung saan dadalhin ang sasalubong sa akin na seksi at malambing na si Jane.