Unexpectedly 2: Getting To Know

Link to 1st part: http://pserotica.com/node/22799

And so, they continued playing...

LNP: Sure ka ha? Game na! No lies. Whatever question I throw, you answer with all honesty.
Ayra: As if we would know if one of us is lying.
LNP: I’ll be honest. I like to be honest with you. So you have to be too.
Ayra: Prangka ako. No need to lie. Pero wag na 20 questions. 10 questions lang muna. Mag part 2 nalang tayo sa susunod. Ako na mauuna. What brought you here?
LNP: Sa profile mo o sa dummy account?
Ayra: Dummy.
LNP: To be honest, GM ako. You know what that means di ba?
Ayra: Yes. So bakit ka GM? Panget ka siguro! Hahahaha!
LNP: Kitams! Judgmental ka talaga! Hindi ko sasagutin yan. Turn ko na. Why are you single?
Ayra: And how sure are you?
LNP: Don’t answer my question with another question. Why are you single?
Ayra: You seem really sure ha.
LNP: Well I sort of did some background check. Nag backread ako sa mga posts mo back to when you started with the dummy world. I just sort of know that you’re single. If I’m wrong, tell me. But I’m 99% sure you are.
Ayra: Stalker Red Alert! Hahaha! At talagang nag backread ka pa.
LNP: You are delaying your answers. Wag kang madaya. Sagot na kasi.
Ayra: I got tired of falling. *Silence*
LNP: What happened?
Ayra: Ah ah! That’s another question. My turn. :P Bakit ka GM? Panget ka? Hahaha!
LNP: Judgmental ka talaga! Baka pag sinendan kita ng picture mainlove ka. :P
Ayra: Asa! So ano nga? Bat ka GM? Panget ka? :P
LNP: 2 tanong yan ah!
Ayra: Yung una lang ang tanong. Pambubully yung isa! :P
LNP: Ang sama talaga ng ugali. Sige. There are things na pwede mong gawin sa babaeng bayaran na hindi mo pwedeng gawin sa partner mo o sa taong kilala mo. So ayun. Saka mas ok na yan kesa fubu. Baka mainlove pa sya kasi gwapo ako. :P
Ayra: Ang feeling mo!
LNP: Hihingi na ng picture yan! Hahaha! So, what happened?
Ayra: Why so tsismoso?
LNP: You said you got tired of falling. What happened?
Ayra: First, I got cheated on. Next, some people just can’t wait til Im ready. And when I finally am, they’re tired of waiting. So, I got tired too. My turn. Why do you seem so interested?
LNP: Because I am interested. You seem really interesting. And smart. I like to unravel secrets. You seem worth it.
Ayra: I am.
LNP: Teka. Is that really your question?
Ayra: Yes.
LNP: Why did it take a year and 3 months for you to accept my friend request?!
Ayra: Tanong mo yan? Hahaha!
LNP: Yes!
Ayra: Sino naman kasing matinong babae ang mag accept ng friend request galling sa LamogNa Putotoy! It reflects you. The username you choose will say a lot about you. So, I didn’t accept it. Hahaha!
LNP: Judgmental nga! Edi I proved you wrong? :p because I happened to be a smart and goodlooking prince. :P
Ayra: Cmon! Ang yabang mo. Hahaha! If you’re saying you’re so handsome, why then do you have to pay prostitutes for sex?
LNP: Walker sila. Hindi prostitute. :P
Ayra: They get paid for sex, therefore, they are prostitutes. So, why?
LNP: Hindi ka talaga naniniwalang gwapo ako ano? Hahaha! Sige na nga. I’m not really gwapo. But I’m not ugly. And I’m far from average looking. **Sends a videocall invite for Ayra**
Ayra: **Answers video call and was in awe for a momen. She’s looking at a handsome man on her cellphone screen holding a piece of paper with “Ayra Judgmental” written on it. And she speaks: Oi bakit mo pinagvvideocall yung cute mong pinsan?
LNP: Ayaw mo talaga maniwala na ako ito no? Hahaha. Edi pahiya ka. Crush mo nako no? Hahaha! At teka, bakit ikaw yung bookcase mo lang ang nakikita ko?
Ayra: I told you I’m so well read. Hahaha! Just answer my question. Wag kang magpacute kasi hindi ka cute.
LNP: Sige na nga. Sasagot na.I told you na ah. Hahaha. For me, it’s better than having a fubu. Walang masyadong guilt na nakakasakit o nangagamit ako ng tao. And pwedeng gawin kahit ano sa do’s ng ka sex mo. :P I’m easy on the eyes naman and I pay them, and I fuck good! Lugi pa ba sila?
Ayra: Ang yabang talaga! Hahaha! Sabagay, may point ka. Hahaha! Peste!
LNP: Masyado kang natutuwa sakin. Sa susunod, sisingilin na kita. Ikaw, why are you in the dummy world?
Ayra: I thought you can’t ask what’s already asked by the other party?
LNP: I’ll rephrase then. What brought you to the dummy world?
Ayra: Ganun din yung tanong mo e. Pero sige, sasagot nako. Boredom. And I’m an erotica writer. My family’s conservative. I can’t use my legit for monkey business. And it’s nice to have a dummy. You can live on both extremes. You can be extremely honest and otherwise. You know what I mean. You may ask why you found me in fubu groups. I have a friend, he/she/it is in those groups. So inadd niya ako para mambully ng mga taong desperately posting looking for sex as if it’s something you just ask around for.
LNP: Wow. Buti nalang na bored ka.  Okay, last question, so it better be good.
Ayra: Interview question. What good would it do me if I keep on talking to you?
LNP: Ayyy. I like your question. Hahaha! You’re giving me a chance to sell myself to you. Hahaha!
Ayra: Asa. Tseh!
LNP: I’m good for your heart. And I’m pretty useful. :P If you know what I mean. Hahaha! And I know you’re bored. You get the entertainment which I so willingly give. And if you’d give me address, I might as well buy you chocolates and flowers, or whatever you like, I gotta stalk your profile a lil more to find out. Hahaha! More reasons?
Ayra: Asa kang bibigay ko address ko. I don’t need you to buy me chocolates. I can buy em myself.
LNP: Kaya gusto kita e.
Ayra: Ano daw?
LNP: You’re different. You really are. But you know, it’s always nice to receive flowers and chocolates from other people. Makes you feel elevated. Be human naman! You’re so numb.
Ayra: I’m not numb. I’m cautious. Those are two different things.
LNP: Your turn to answer a question: Who are you still talking to me?
Ayra: Because I’m bored!
LNP: Oh cmon! There must be something more than boredom. You’re getting addicted to me no?
Ayra: Don’t flatter yourself. Tse. Jan ka na nga muna. I gotta go. **Drops call**

Am I really getting addicted to talking to this guy? Cmon. I barely know him. I’m just bored. That’s it. I need to get back to work after my LOA. Being idle makes me think of crazy stuff! Argh!!